We live across the street from a large grocery store which seems to be the preference of Aberdeen's elderly. So from what i see there seems to be a disproportionate amount of old people in this city, and of those individuals a vast majority of them are either drunk or senile and running amok in the city.
This trend came up in a job interview yesterday—a job in which, if granted, I'll be making presentations to large groups of old people on a regular basis (presumably the sane ones). I mentioned to my interviewer that there seem to be an excess of crazy old people roaming the streets and she proposed that maybe in Canada we are just better at hiding them. probably true.
In any case, the interview wrapped (on quite a good note, I believe) and I meandered home again in high spirits. Wandering through the Morrisons parking lot, I veered to avoid a typical midday drunk, and in doing so I walked toward an elderly gentleman, who smiled at me. I unsuspectingly smiled back and then he began his own veering in my direction, revealing he was also midday drunk.
This particular gent's drunkenness extended beyond his sense of direction to his mouth, which he opened and shouted at me with a good measure of cheer: "'Allo Sexy Bum!"
At least he was a KIND drunk.
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The flat was too messy for pictures today, so the tour will ahve to wait until after the weekend. Off to Edinburgh tomorrow!
SFGirl Says Farewell.
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