After a year (or more) of ill-equipped baking in a "foreign" country, I'm destined to return to Canada as one of the most resourceful chefs on the great wide continent.
My problem is, of course, that not knowing how much longer our tenure in the UK will last, I'm always reluctant to purchase the supplies I need.
Thus, last week I found myself attempting to bake two large baguettes on a cookie sheet, using fingernails in place of a spatula, guesswork conversions on yeast (it seems my pinch is smaller than
Martha's pinch) and measuring cups that are more decorative than accurate. THe end result was almost pretty, but essentially dense, doughy and disgustingly salty (see below).

[looks okay, but it's hard as a rock]
Tonight, in an attempt to redeem myself, when Dean suggested we make sugar cookies (at that point I didn't realize that by WE he actually meant ME) I dashed off the supermarket with a list of ingredients.
hrm. well, they weren't the addictive replicas of my sister-in-law's Christmas baking Dean had hoped for... But at least some more good learning experiences came out of it:
Lesson 1: Sugar cookies are never ever to be made with wholewheat flour
Lesson 2: British flour contains enough baking powder without adding more
Lesson 3: every kitchen needs more than one mixing bowl
Lesson 4: a wine bottle can stand in for a rolling pin BUT,
Lesson 5: a fork and knife CANNOT step in for a hand mixer
Lesson 6: for gosh sake, buy some proper measuring cups!

[dean looks unimpressed, but that didn't stop him from eating four of these bad boys!]