In our 2(ish) years in the UK, I’ve come to pity the unfortunate residents of sunny seaside towns in Italy and Spain – every spring, flocks of pasty white Brits descend on their shores, crowd their shops, get drunk in the bars and generally blemish the fashionable landscape (while Brits are, on the whole, trendy, they don’t do beach-wear well).
A week into life in Oxford I’ve discovered how the Continent gets its revenge: come summer these parents cleverly ship their children off in droves… to Oxford. What should be a country haven, is instead a traffic jam of Evisu/ D&G-clad teens, jumping the queue in Sainsbury’s, loitering on the high street, littering in the canals, and snogging in the parks.
As a relative newcomer to Oxford, I know I have little right to complain (or to use words like snogging, for that matter), after all, I’ve only been here as long as they. But when those kids in their purple skinny jeans start trying to open my front door while I’m curled up in front of the TV at night, I think I’m entitled to feel mildly affronted!
This morning, the ruckus of a thousand suitcases rolling their way towards the train station was a far sweeter sound than the wedding bells that later chimed at Magdalen College. The invasion is nearly over.
Here at North Lodge we’re also dealing with a second invasion… ANTS! We’re learning that living in a Victorian cottage comes with more charms than we bargained for: spiders, woodbugs, and a never ending trickle of six-legged friends eager to commit suicide in a lovingly made jug of
GoodHost iced-tea.
Either because of the cold, the distance from plants, or just the height of our Aberdeen tenement flat, we've never had to deal with this kind of infestation. Obviously not leaving sugary drinks out overnight is a start, but does anyone have any other suggestions for taming an army of ants?